Curb Your Enthusiasm : Cheryl is such a BITCH

Cheryl must've graduated top of her class at Whiny Ass Demanding Bitch U. Larry can never do anything right. He's being her bedside maid, bring her juice and water and all that, and she won't even let him cop a feel? Is this a sick joke? And then when Larry has a prior appointment driving that crazy Black woman around, she freaks out on him cause he won't make her toast. Again, a joke? She has a fever, a shark didnt bite her legs off. Her feet aren't infected with a flesh eating bacteria. She's got a fever. She's uncomfortable at worst, just complaining at best. She has to stand up (which she has to do to go to the bathroom), walk in a different direction, and push a button. Suck it up lady, you still had time to put makeup on, you have time to make some organic hippie bullshit toast too.

And the dog that got stepped on was really ugly. It looked like this. Larry's dad thought it was a rat and an exterminator stepped on it. Anyone of us would've done the same. At least the deaf owner didn't have to hear the whimpering and squish of its dumb head.

i love jews.