Kind Nation Episode 5 : VIVA LA REVOLUCION

Town Showdown : Break pinatas with pictures of presidents in them and put them in chronological order. (wtf)
Town Reward : A barbeque feast with chicken and burgers and hot dogs or Dental Hygiene supplies
Exiting Pioneer : No One
Gold Star : Greg

THE WAR IS ON. Fed up with some of the council members leadership skills, the town decides to have elections for a new town council. CRAZY. these kids truly know the real issues. Like choosing mini-golf over religious books. Or pizza over a microwave. Or an awesome barbeque over dental hygiene supplies. Why in the hell did they choose that shit? I'm surprised the council didn't have a full on revolt on their hands. A big juicy cheeseburger....or a toothbrush? These are no kids i've ever grown up with. Maybe if they cut down on all the "root beer bombs" and jellybeans they wouldn't have so much to worry about. And what kid worries about that shit anyways? Biggest scam ever.

As for the elections, those were pretty hilarious. The elected had to give speeches as to why they thought they would be a better leader. No one ran against Laurel becuase she has herpes. Some kid named Guylan runs against Mike and has a decent speech. I wouldn't have voted for him because he ties his bandana in the most retarded way out of all the kids. Weird looking Olivia ran against Anjay and her speech sucked. And Zach, old jewish Zach, ran against Taylor. His speech was moving. I'm ready for him to run for president. This is gonna look so good on his 6th grade transcripts. In the end, Taylor got booted in a close one vote loss to Zach. Jew run media. Anjay retained his seat, because it would've been racist other wise and Olivia is weird. But the best was dumbass Mike. HE WAS HIS ONLY VOTE. The rest of the town voted for Guylan. So good. What a blow to this kid's ego. It's like the ultimate picked last for sports in school. Well Mike, get used to it. Life is a popularity contest and kid, you don't have the goods.

But the real shit is gonna go down on next weeks episode. Taylor is acting like a bitch again, even though she has no power. And Zach is totally gonna withhold the slackers' money. Good for you. Perpetuate the stereotype Shylock.