30 Rock : The Return of Gob
Will Arnett made his return to 30 Rock this week as the gay and detestable Devon Banks. But not detestable because he's gay. Homophobe. He's back to try to nudge in with Don Geiss on a rumor he's retiring, trying to sneak past Jack. Are you kidding me? Jack is one sly, conniving motherfucker. After all the schemes and trickery he's pulled throughout the whole series, he's gonna let some red meat and wine get the best of him? I think not. I love you and all Gob, but you're barking up the wrong tree on this one. Stick to making yachts explode and leave the CEOing up to Jack. I kinda have a male crush on him and his power and straightforwardness. But im not gay. That's detestable.
You know who else isn't gay? Kenneth. Even though Tracy's wife is kinda manly looking, he was still willing to bone her to save Tracy's marriage. But then he vomited in her foyer. That's what real friends are for. Him puking in her house prompted her to call Tracy up to get him and now they are gonna live happily ever after.
And i don't even remember what was happening with Liz. probably something to do with fat Jenna. But i gotta go put clothes on, its cold down here.
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