Friday, November 9, 2007

30 Rock : Greenzo? More like Jewzo.

So last night on my weekly chance to oogle Tina Fey and Cerie ( I think that's right but does anyone realy care), David Schwimmer came along and ruined everything. His royal jewness worked on Curb while surroinded by other jews, but he was just taking Tracy Morgan's screen time and That pissed me off. Damn Jew run media.

That aside the episode was pretty damn good again. Liz Lemon has to deal with a struggling actor who finally gets a role as NBC's new eco-friendly spokesthing. A big green orb with big yellow hands that talks to kids about saving the environment. Gah! My three most hated things, hippies, complementary colors, and kids. Their little grubby dirty hands, with their disgusting stench of oils and shit. Won't bathe unless forced. Just grow up already. I digress.... Jewzo goes insane about saving the environment and gets fired blahblah.

The real story is about Kenneth's party. This kind of thing usually happens to me too. Except in the opposite direction. I hear that certain people are going to be there and i make it my job to discourage people from attending. But I would've gone to Kenneth's. A chance to meet Don Geiss? Get out of here.

Fianlly, Al Gore made a guest appearance. Tina Fey has let her political issues very well knowm throughout the whole series, and now she's upped the ante. And surprise surprise, he was hilarious. He came on, gave Jack a bunch of shit and revealed his superhero ability : he can talk to dying whales! A true American Hero. Gore '08, '12, and his first chance in '16.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

i just watched the temptations movie and it was fucking sweet. minus the lot of them dying and all the depressing shit between songs. i gotta learn to sing
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Thursday, November 1, 2007

OH BETTY

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whoa daniel is giving betty dating advice. What has this show come to. betty kissing boys, talking scandalous to henry under the desk and THEN she told daniel that she was dating GIO!!wtf but i can tell she totally likes him and this fake boyfriend thing is gonna turn in to a real boyfriend thing. too bad i can't stop picturing rico everytime i see him. oh what?! and now betty is "pretend" dating gio at wicked! and henry, or should i say egg salad, just watches and looks like an awkward bitch. dude needs to grow a pair and make it do what it do. nahmean

OH betty's sister is working at a hooters place! like that fat kids dad would take a video of her on his phone, then give it to his son to show justin, THEN let justin take the phone home that night to confront his mom. as if he's not gonna get any calls that night. whatever.

oh god betty went to henry's to have sex.

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