"if burger king doesn't have the whopper, they might as well make the name burger queen"<br><br>best commercial i've seen in a while. they stopped selling the whopper for a day. genius
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30 Rock : Greenzo? More like Jewzo.

So last night on my weekly chance to oogle Tina Fey and Cerie ( I think that's right but does anyone realy care), David Schwimmer came along and ruined everything. His royal jewness worked on Curb while surroinded by other jews, but he was just taking Tracy Morgan's screen time and That pissed me off. Damn Jew run media.

That aside the episode was pretty damn good again. Liz Lemon has to deal with a struggling actor who finally gets a role as NBC's new eco-friendly spokesthing. A big green orb with big yellow hands that talks to kids about saving the environment. Gah! My three most hated things, hippies, complementary colors, and kids. Their little grubby dirty hands, with their disgusting stench of oils and shit. Won't bathe unless forced. Just grow up already. I digress.... Jewzo goes insane about saving the environment and gets fired blahblah.

The real story is about Kenneth's party. This kind of thing usually happens to me too. Except in the opposite direction. I hear that certain people are going to be there and i make it my job to discourage people from attending. But I would've gone to Kenneth's. A chance to meet Don Geiss? Get out of here.

Fianlly, Al Gore made a guest appearance. Tina Fey has let her political issues very well knowm throughout the whole series, and now she's upped the ante. And surprise surprise, he was hilarious. He came on, gave Jack a bunch of shit and revealed his superhero ability : he can talk to dying whales! A true American Hero. Gore '08, '12, and his first chance in '16.

i just watched the temptations movie and it was fucking sweet. minus the lot of them dying and all the depressing shit between songs. i gotta learn to sing
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OH BETTY

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whoa daniel is giving betty dating advice. What has this show come to. betty kissing boys, talking scandalous to henry under the desk and THEN she told daniel that she was dating GIO!!wtf but i can tell she totally likes him and this fake boyfriend thing is gonna turn in to a real boyfriend thing. too bad i can't stop picturing rico everytime i see him. oh what?! and now betty is "pretend" dating gio at wicked! and henry, or should i say egg salad, just watches and looks like an awkward bitch. dude needs to grow a pair and make it do what it do. nahmean

OH betty's sister is working at a hooters place! like that fat kids dad would take a video of her on his phone, then give it to his son to show justin, THEN let justin take the phone home that night to confront his mom. as if he's not gonna get any calls that night. whatever.

oh god betty went to henry's to have sex.

<a href="http://www.tubewad.com/ul/735-550x-S_Hayek-UglyBetty02hd-DL.jpg">and i'd just like to remember one of the finer moments of last season</a>
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ABC world news now

I think the guy that's usually on got canned. Or quit. Or something, but he hasan't been on in over a week and its just not the same. I don't know if i'm going to be able to keep watching regularly. The guy in his place is clearly gay and him and the girl are having a grand ol time talking about Britney.. See?? Not the same. The other guy would have told her to shut up and it would have been awesome. But now it's like some girls night out bullshit.

update; he will be back eventually, don't worry
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the great pumpkin!

it's on ABC right now and it's so cute! charlie brown's little sister is awesome. and snoopy is all dressed up like the flying ace, ready to kick the red baron's ass! little linus writing letters to the great pumpkin too.

it's interesting watching this now. Unlike most modern cartoons, the dialog in charlie brown isn't dumbed down. the kids are saying shit that a kid would never say, but it totally works.

its a commercial break right now and let me use this time to say, damn. rachel ray is a fox.

ok and now i'm switcing to beauty and the geek, because those babes are fine. even though it's an episode recapping the season so far
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Tyra Banks is (fucking) ridiculous

I watch her show a lot and it never fails to amaze me. Today was especially good though. She had a professor of psychology on who has been studying gaydar. Thats right, That thing That doesnt actually exist and is made up. Apparently its a field of science now. So there were 6 guys, and the doctor and the audience had to decide based on their appearance, walks, home videos and pictures of them as children, and their interactions with each other at dinner whether they were straight gay. Amazing. So fucking amazing. Tyra kept mentioning how controversial a topic it is. And how she's really cutting edge. NOT AS A JOKE. Youre just perpetuating stereotypes. Why don't you eat some watermelon and chicken with blackface on the air to challenge racism? You're insane Tyra, but your weave is amazing.

30 Rock loves Star Wars and I love 30 Rock

I want Tina Fey to marry me. There have been countless references to Star Wars and now she's bringing Carrie Fisher on. Brilliant. And she had Carrie Fisher play a loathesome feminist hippie chick. Amazing. And THEN she did the "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope" line but with Liz Lemon. If that's not edgy TV, I don't know what is. But I'm gonna go get drunk now and maybe I'll finish this later.

football is great

its not really the same thing, but its still tv, so i dig it. i never had any interest in the sport until this season, and now i can't wait for sundays so i can sit on the couch, wear my detroit hat and scream at the tv. but seriously, who do the bears think they are. without grossman they don't have that "mental edge" they used to.
ooh lions not doing so hot in the second half. but neither are the bears. this has got me thinking about writing something called "why i like football" or "football. and why i like it". football is the new blog
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I LOVE UGLY BETTY

best show on tv. next to heroes of course. ok so. at first this season i thought betty was gonna get with that sandwich guy (aka RICO from six feet under!!) and then i thought it might be that guy in her writing class, but now henry's back in the picture like crazy!
oh i spoke too soon.

and fuck willamena and her trying to ruin the magazine.

OH SHIT they just showed what alex looked like! before he became rebecca romaijn stamos. and forgot everything. but they just showed alex! i've wanted to know what he looked like so bad this whole time and now i finally know.

and he doesn't look as cool as i thought he would.

oh wtf now she remembers everything? bullshiiiit

AH! betty and henry making out! wtf! they are gonna be dating! seeing betty make out with dudes is weird too.

and WHAT @ next weeks preview with the return of the sandwich guy. craazy.
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